Happy Fucking New Year :P

So, here's the thing, I'm supposed to be relaxing in a foreign city right now, but airports during this time of year are a nightmare—so I missed my flight. Instead of lounging away on my quiet getaway, I made up for the disappointment of a failed vacation and ended up in a hotel last night with my main guy.

It was fabulous, 20 + hours of non-stop fucking. Fucking the same guy for six years seems crazy and almost impossible in this day and age if you’re not in a monogamous relationship, but he’s been my go-to guy for a while now and I really can’t complain. At least I shouldn’t.

A break-down of last night.

I booked a sexy little suite at a chic downtown hotel. The king bed with 400 thread count Egyptian sheets had me wet before we even started. We smoked a joint, sipped on vintage wine and by the time those amazing lips met my pussy I knew I was in for a treat.

Talk about multiple orgasms! I must have cum six times before he finally gave me a taste of that monster cock (maybe that’s what’s kept me interested for all these years).  He pounded my pussy madly for about an hour, before even bothering to change positions.

A side note on that. My guy is an amazing lover. He does all the work and for me that’s the bonus. I literally just have to lie there and cum. Who can complain about that? I never opened my legs so wide until the day I met him. He’s a master of the craft.

After pounding me missionary (sort of), he switched to spooning, and then had me in this Pilates move I haven’t done in ages—propped up on my elbows, ass and back off the mattress. We ended up in a position that was completely foreign to our sex life. Squatting on the corner of the bed, pussy and ass flat against the mattress with my guy crouching overtop of me ( I need to start taking pics so you can get a better idea of what I’m talking about). Basically, his stomach and chest were on my back and his cock was (very, very) deep inside of me.

Damn. I felt like I was in another world. It was that one moment in the midst of it all when you let all your inhibitions fall away. You don’t care what you look like, what you sound like. All you care about is getting to that one place of incredible ecstasy.

Not only did I get there, but I lost count of how many times I did.

We relaxed after that, lounging in the bed, me grateful for the holiday rush. An excuse to get fucked like it’s my birthday.

An hour later we were back at it again and seven more times after that. That’s right. Seven.

Eight fucking sessions and who knows how many orgasms later he left me still horny in the room around ten o’clock this morning. I had a shower that lasted as long as it took for me to cum while being caressed by the water pressure of the shower on my sensitive clit.

It was the perfect end to the old year, although I wish I could have extended it for another day. A perfect end to the year and a sweet alternative to a relaxing vacation.

I wish you the best this New Year. The best fucking sex you’ve ever had.

PG

The Warm Up...

Ten years ago, I was greener than Iceland. There were thing I just didn't do in the bedroom. Oral sex was the main thing. I'd never put a cock in my mouth and, like many, thought it was kinda gross. To date, I've been with several men (and one woman) orally and love it. 

Here's the thing. If you have partner who isn't willing to do the more risque stuff, don't fret. Everyone needs the warm up. If you think back to the things you did ten years ago and what you do now, I bet you they've changed quite a bit!

If you're ahead of your partner in the sex department, the following  just might help you get what you want in the bedroom (or wherever you it is you like to get nasty)

Shave it, damn it!

I’m curious as to how many men out there would willing go down on a woman who doesn’t have a Brazilian or something close to it. I can’t imagine there are too many.

Let’s face it, cleaner is always better and a bare pussy always seems cleaner than a jungle of pubes. So, then why is it that not all men feel the need to perform the same rigorous ritual of banishing those coarse little hairs? In case you were wondering, they are extremely annoying when they get caught in your throat.

I love sucking cock. My love of cocksucking started when a guy surprised me by going down on me. It had never been done for me before and I was so enthralled that I returned the favor!

Guys, I’m here to tell you, if you get your cock sucked on a regular basis but it’s not quite the same as all those pornos you’ve been watching, you might need to pull out the clippers—okay well maybe not the clippers, but you get my drift. Shave that shit! 

Seriously, a woman will do a lot more slobbering on bare balls than she will on hairy ones and you will enjoy it a helluva lot more! Even if you’re lady has never sucked your cock (and damn, I hope that’s not the case!) there’s a better chance of her trying (and trying it again) if you eliminate the risk of her choking on your pubes.

And on a side note, when it comes to her taking that cock in her mouth, take your damn time. Don’t slam your groin into her head like she’s Jenna Jameson (especially if she’s a newbie), that might just turn her off for good. Take it easy. Let her do her thing. 

Cocksucking is HOT and any woman willing to try (and who is given the freedom to play on her own terms) is going to figure that out. 

Give it time. Nobody becomes a pornstar overnight.

PG

Orally Speaking

Oral sex is by far the most enjoyable form of foreplay. There's something about a tongue on your clit that makes up for a bad day. And hours of a warm, wet clit kiss is exactly what every woman will remember and talk about later.

I had sex with this guy for the first time and I remember every moment. He sucked my pussy for what felt like hours and I came (for the first time) several times all night and that was before penetration. It was the first time I screamed, grabbed things, convulsed...during sex. It was that good.

Remember when oral sex was a faux pas? Maybe it’s an age thing, I don't know, but I do remember a time when the thought of a girl who gives blowjobs was a shameful one. Now women actually have conversations about it. How to do it, how long to do it, when to do it...that's right...cock sucking has become somewhat of an art. Oral sex is on it's own level. It can be the difference between great sex and sex. It can be your lady's first orgasm. ((mmwha!))

For those of you out there who aren't enjoying it, you have no idea what you're missing ((winks)) 

Eating pussy is guaranteed to do the following things:

Loosen her up--figuratively.

Loosen her up--literally.

It's a short list, but it can be the difference between a night and the night. 

Here's to the detour.

PG

Vagina Farts (yeah...that's right)

Hey, Guys. Thanks for following. Remember, each one teach one.

This first post is a little bit of a shout out. The topic—as you can see—is funny as hell but not as half as gross as it sounds.

I’ve had this conversation with SO many women! It’s the conversation that inspired this blog. A blog that I hope will help to educate all of our sexy partners out there.

As women, while we fuck, make love, have sex, get busy, fly to the moon—whatever your preferred term for our favorite pastime—our minds often wonder. Not intentionally of course, especially when the gettin’ is good, but by accident (or force) once in a while.

Okay, so I had sex last night and it was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!! We went at it HARD for hours. Halfway through, when I was letting him at it doggie style, things went a little south and I experienced what my girlfriends and I call the Vagina Fart.

You see sometimes when a man is pumping you hard, for just a split second his cock can slip out and slip right back in—just for the tiniest moment in time. And during the time when he is sliding back in he can take a little pocket of air with him. And when he pumps in and out that air becomes a bubble (at least that’s what it feels like) and when the woman’s hole is unstopped (he pulls out) that bubble releases with force—and unfortunate sound effects.

It is probably the single most embarrassing thing that can happen to a woman during sex. Okay, well now I know I’m being dramatic, but it’s up there!

What I can’t seem to figure out is when this happens does the guy understand what just went down? I mean you can’t exactly stop in the middle of it and say “You know that wasn’t a real fart, right?” or “That wasn’t my ass.”  No! Of course not! You have to play it off, try to maintain the sexiness of the moment (or stifle the awkwardness).

My reaction last night was something like,  “Damn, that’s not even hot” and “There’s all kinds of air in there”. I’m not sure if he heard me, but I also get the feeling he thought I’d just ripped one in the middle of a really hot moment.

This has only happened to me twice, with two different men. I know that the first guy thought I’d let one go. I could tell by the look on his face. I just hope—for the sake of my pride—that he figured it out one day and that my current lover will too.

Why don’t I just come clean with him? Well I guess it’s just one of those times when the moment has passed. There’s no point in bringing it up now. I just want to help out all the other ladies who’ve had this experience. Gentlemen, if your reading this, cut the girl some slack next time and don’t jump to conclusions!!

PG